What’s up?! I’m the Duckman! Why do they call me The Duckman?  Well, I’d tell you, but I’d have to kill you. I’m pretty cool. Just ask my dog. Then again, he’s not very reliable. He’s just playing it cool until he can finally escape. We spend most of our time chillin’ with Grandma when I’m not out makin radio, or learning the interwebs.

     I love naps, and breakfast and old school rock and roll! I grew up appreciating all music,

    but man, Rock is where it’s at for me.

     I appreciate you letting me make you laugh every Sunday! After all, if we can’t laugh, then what’s the point of it all?

    Also, I fold my own laundry.


    Can we revisit this?

    Can we revisit this?

    He also retired with the highest career fielding percentage for a right fielder, over 99%. There’s no disputing his credentials.